COW JOKES

1. What brand of clothing does a cow wear? A. MOO MOO Lemon XD HAHAHA!

2. What's a cow's favourite singer? A. Hannah MOOtana!!! LOL

3. How does a evil cow laugh? A. MOO HA HA HA instead of Muh hahaha Get it?

4. What does a cow watch in the theatres? A. A MOOvie

5. What does a cow drive? A. A MOOcedes - Benz instead of a Mercedes - Benz

6. What does a cow howl at at night? A. The MOOOOOn!!!

7. A person was doing a speech on cows when he was finished the judge said, "I found that speech really MOOving! LOOLL

8. Two cows met each other one evening and one of them said, "What a COWincidence we're both wearing spots! HAHAHA

Lights

I think you guys all know the famous singer ... LIGHTS!
We just had big news at our school today. Lights is coming to our school and the concert is free! But of course there is a catch. You have to do the waterwalk, where you walk all the way to a specific location. It's a three hour walk . Or do the 30 hour famine. I think the name of the last task explains itself. You stay at the school and don't eat for 30 hours, you could only drink water.

But, but, but. I got lucky! Since I'm in the stage crew I get to control the stage lights and watch Lights .. for free! *sigh* the LORD really blessed me and all I could be is thankful.

GOD bless you all.

SNOW DAY!

For all people who don't live in Toronto you probably don't know that we didn't have a snow day for a couple of years. I didn't have one all my life, so more than 10 years and Scarborough is a place that rarely shuts down schools just for snow because .... we're Canadian, snow is second nature. But this storm is just so wild. There's a feeling of -22º C (Which is around 7.2ºF).

I woke up this morning feeling all lousy because I didn't know if school was cancelled because of the storm. My best guess was it wasn't because we rarely close down because of snow. My dad on the underhand just wanted me to check. I lied there in my bed for 10 mins waiting and waiting and waiting. Then I couldn't help it anymore and went on the computer. I was about to click on to the TDSB (Toronto District School Board) website when I heard the t.v. announce, "All TDSB school buses are cancelled but all classes are OPENED." WHAT!!! I slammed the mouse down and felt like cursing, but didn't. I brushed my teeth while my dad just looked at me because he knew I was mad. Then my dad quietly said, "I could get a break for you, if you want. I don't mind." My mom isn't home because she went to Hong Kong to celebrate Chinese new year with her family. If she heard my dad say this she'll go bizarre!
I told my dad that if I had to go I'll go. I didn't want to be a bad student or those spoiled, only child kids that always gets what they want. =P But I was really disappointed because I got my hopes up.

I went downstair to get breakfast and ate my breakfast slowly as my dad just paced back and fourth around the house. Then he said goodbye to be and headed out the door to work. I prayed that he'll have a safe drive there. Then, silly as I am, I prayed that there would be a snow day. Guess what? A good 10 mins later, on the t.v. it was announced that there IS a snow day HURRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I quickly checked again to see if it was true (didn't want to raise my hopes again ) and it was true! I thank the LORD for saying yes to my prayers and started laughing. Sometimes GOD does the most funniest things. *sigh* I hope you guys are enjoying winter to.
Peace Out,
BLACKIRIS.

P.S. Yes, I am typing this blog at 7:26am in the morning. I was really excited about this day.